Tag Archives: humor

I am a fairy searching for sneakers in a bag that works…

At bedtime tonight tucking the Muppets in, I was informed by the younger Muppet that I should just give her $4. “Give you $4? For what?” Well, apparently the ‘tooth fairy’ has been slacking she informs me. In the past … Continue reading

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bitches, snapping traps, and fighting fish…

Let’s see…the proper way to start this blog, as though a letter, which I have given up, would be to ask…how was your day? My day? The plus side. No mice. Oh, but I pimped my little dog out to … Continue reading

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Hey Lester, smell my dandelion…

If wishes were horses than beggars would ride. I guess I want to ride. Because I want a wish. I want wishes. I want a genie granting me wishes, cause then I would wish for more wishes. I want to … Continue reading

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paint the talons blue…

This has been a girly week. The boy has been away at camp, so I am left to entertain, or be entertained by just the Muppets. Today we went shopping for new dresses and shoes. They keep growing so dresses … Continue reading

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get your goat…

I have been gone since last week, so the inside and outside of the house is a mess. My unemployment has me earning my keep by mowing the lawn. Which frankly I find therapeutic. I like the sensation of accomplishment … Continue reading

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répondez, s’il vous plaît…

My fault. Clearly my fault. I ranted and raved about the demise of letter writing in one of my first ever blogs. I even made it one of my New Year Resolutions. To write more letters. To get more personal. … Continue reading

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bats in the belfry…

Monday mornings in the summer should not be stressful. Monday. Summer. What’s stressful? Throw in one little dog who is in heat, one big neutered dog who is fixed but still trying to get frisky with little dog, a cup … Continue reading

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