Category Archives: life

I am a fairy searching for sneakers in a bag that works…

At bedtime tonight tucking the Muppets in, I was informed by the younger Muppet that I should just give her $4. “Give you $4? For what?” Well, apparently the ‘tooth fairy’ has been slacking she informs me. In the past … Continue reading

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bats in the belfry…

Monday mornings in the summer should not be stressful. Monday. Summer. What’s stressful? Throw in one little dog who is in heat, one big neutered dog who is fixed but still trying to get frisky with little dog, a cup … Continue reading

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have not a clue…

So, I am preoccupied with future endeavors, hence my lack of being here. I have officially given up my new years resolution of letter writing, so please, everyone, consider this your letter. I had another resolution, but I have already … Continue reading

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lose yourself in the woods…

I have this problem. On a beautiful day, with nothing to do, I will take a walk and I will walk, and walk. I take my trusty travelling companion and we set out to get lost in the woods for … Continue reading

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proficient at feeding peaches…

Today I became proficient at feeding peaches to an 83-year old woman in a nursery home. I know it is a nursing home, but my little old friend keeps calling it a nursery home. It’s a really long story as … Continue reading

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Come here Uncle Louie…

This morning at the bus stop my friend informed me she was concerned for my well-being. She had an image of me walking around the neighborhood pushing my stroller with my headless baby mannequin and my imaginary Billy Joel by … Continue reading

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filthy similarities…

When you live in the suburbs, it is essential to have a car. When you have children and you live in the suburbs, you might spend half your day in the car. At some point in life you transition from … Continue reading

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